Black Magic

When I was typing this, my stupid dumb dumb maid come to me and tell me something …………………………

She come and apologies to me on all the mistakes she done, ok before I continue the juicy story, let me briefly tell about my stupid dumb dumb maid

Keep clothes for two or three days before folding and ironing, dunno keep it for what
Folds clothes like shit which I taught her many times already
Iron clothes like never been iron and I taught her that too, but still the same
Put my clothes into hubby rack and hubby into mine, until now she still dunno how to differentiate it
Mixed up all the pyjamas for Sidney n Sebastian, which I told her many times that to be keep in as paired
Very forgetful, tell her many times to check this and that what to bring when we go out but every time sure will forget one thing
Told her many times before go to sleep, make sure living room is clear not toys lying around but….. still the same
Reminded her when see people around, greet people don’t stand there like kayu, and it’s still the same
When ask her to look after the kids, she really ‘LOOK’ at the kids, ya… she is looking, staring at the kids only *slap head*
And many more to list down which I lazy to crack my head

Ok, let’s continue my juicy story, oppss ya, one more thing, she like to sing, she will singing when she do her work and talking to herself too… scary or not… ok ok let’s continue…

Her apologies to me and tell me that I can send her back to agent if I still upset with her work. So, I told her since you know that you make me upset all the times, then buck up your work and do it properly. Do repeat the mistake. Then she told me the reason behind why she always forget this forget that and dreaming is she kena ‘ilmu hitam’ (black magic). This ‘teman’ of her (I guess is boyfriend) do black magic to her and make her think of him only that is why she always forgetful and ask my help to help her to get rid of this black magic. She told me a lot of thing which I really don’t understand her slang therefore I stare blankly at her and told her that I don’t know all these things and I will call agent tomorrow and get it settle. She told me that she really wish to work with me just that her mind can’t stop thinking.

I don’t know whether her story is true but for sure is just her reason. Now, I really don’t know want to laugh at her story or to cry and I’m so sick and tired of these. Really want to kick her off.